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Bears Want to Kill You

Created by Ethan Nicolle

The authoritative guide to survival in the war between man and bear. From the creator of AXE COP and BEARMAGEDDON.

Latest Updates from Our Project:

Patreon people shipped!
about 5 years ago – Thu, Mar 21, 2019 at 02:14:15 AM

I dropped my first batch of packages off at the post office today. All the Patreon people and my top ten bear fighter people have packages on the way.

I won’t be able to send out tracking info until all the packages have shipped. That could take a week or two. So if you get worried about your package, you can message me to ask about tracking and I can look into it.

One note on the hardcovers. The dust jacket fits rather tightly in the slip case. If your dust jacket is super damaged let me know. I will be getting a few replacement dust jackets.

If you are really anal about that kind of thing I recommend trimming about 1/8 inch from the top and bottom with a very sharp blade. I know it’s not ideal.

the Books are in!
about 5 years ago – Wed, Mar 06, 2019 at 11:34:45 PM

Please be patient with me as I begin the process of shipping your books, prints, stickers and other items out! Currently my garage is full. Thanks to Babylon Bee EIC Kyle Mann for helping me uHaul these things home and unload them all. Can’t wait to get these in your hands! You did this!

-Ethan

Video update! Check out these sexy books!
over 5 years ago – Tue, Jan 22, 2019 at 09:38:14 PM

https://youtu.be/gfIwLxw1Op0

The above link is a video update showing you my advance copies of the softcover and hard cover editions of BEARS WANT TO KILL YOU. I’m very excited. The hardcover alone is just awesome. Beautiful printing. Awesome quality. These are supposed to all ship to me by the end of February, then I’ll begin mailing them all out to you. Thanks so much for making this possible!

Ethan

Proofs!!
over 5 years ago – Fri, Jan 18, 2019 at 10:24:37 PM

Hey I wanted to let you guys know that I received my proof copy of the softcover edition last week and will be getting the hardcover next week. When I get both I’ll post a video with them so you can get a look. The full batch of books should be arriving end of February so I’ll start shipping in early March. More soon!

Pre-orders and add-ons end Nov 10th
over 5 years ago – Sun, Nov 04, 2018 at 01:30:49 AM

The book has been sent off to printers. 244 pages, 12 chapters. Full color. The special hardcover edition will have an imitation leather slipcase and a special fold out page. It’s gonna be nice.

If you haven’t, please visit backer kit and fill out your final survey. You can also throw on some additional add-ons (some that were not available on the Kickstarter campaign). Also, please share this with friends. The money I make from these pre-orders will help me with marketing once the book comes out.

Link: http://bearmageddon.com/bearmo/last-chance-to-get-the-special-edition/

When will that be? Right now it looks like I’ll get a hard copy proof around Christmas time and the book itself will be delivered at the end of January which means I’ll be mailing them out to you in February.

Question: would you prefer to get the digital version sooner? Or would you like to get it at the same time as the print edition? I had said I would release the digital edition early but now I’m thinking it might be better to release them all at the same time. Let me know what you guys think.